stutterhug:

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The Long cold dreaming

officialelizabeth:

officialelizabeth:

officialelizabeth:

I’M

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THE HIGHWAYMAN

okay, good to know

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well, so you see-

I’M

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THE HIGHWAYMAN

the-apocryphal-one:

janekfan:

raimagnolia:

frostyemma:

domicileensnared:

jetru:

saltwaffle:

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like:
“omg omg lemon starts HERE”

y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

No, no, no


remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

god those were lawless times. 

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thehauntingsource:

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What each Mike Flanagan horror series represents:
The Haunting of Hill House (2018)
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
Midnight Mass (2021)
The Midnight Club (2022)
The Fall of The House of Usher (2023)

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ottermatopoeia:

ottermatopoeia:

ottermatopoeia:

Does anybody else tilt their head back and open their mouth in the shower sometimes like the chocolate fountain bird from that Adam Sandler movie or is it just me

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You know what I mean

yes i am aware i have invoked the dark past of tumblr with this post and have now caused a great forgotten evil to resurface

A message from Anonymous

Wait what was that coup that america did? In south america I think? I cant remember it

A reply from txttletale
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you’re gonna have to be more specific

narutoheritageposts:

reagan-slayer69:

midnight-celebrations:

madmadamemimble:

littlemissh0ney:

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

YOU CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!!!

THE ENDING NOOOOOO

april 5, 2018

kaaramel:

toktiks:

by @ jaymintaylor on tiktok

video description: A cell phone video pointed at the shadows of two people standing on a lawn.

Cameraperson: “Jaymin. Which way did he go?”

The person on the left adjusts their stance and clothing in such a way that their shadow ceases to resemble a human and perfectly forms an upward-pointing arrow. The cameraperson dissolves into laughter.

juliansucks:

sinksanksockie2:

secondlina:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

lucky potato? GIVE ME SOME LUCK

giVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME./REF

fuckyeahmexico:

through-a-historic-lens:

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A Indigenous Man Topples A Statue Of Spanish Conquistador Diego De Mazariegos On The 500th Year Anniversary Of The Discovery Of The Americas. Chiapas, Mexico, 1992

Un indígena derriba una estatua del conquistador español Diego De Mazariegos en el 500 aniversario del descubrimiento de América. Chiapas, México, 1992

shadow-von-vamp:

that post about her being punk reminds me of this

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weaselsblaugh:

do-what-i-yoinky:

darkmagiciangirl:

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

Being on tumblr for years like:


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this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

elionwriter:

chewbacca:

Pedro Pascal as Mario in SNL’s HBO Mario Kart (The Last of Us Parody)

I’m sorry, Chris Pratt who?!?!?!

klapollo:

Two successive tweets from @kaiklapollo: 1) "gollum got what he deserved for the fatphobia crimes tbh" 2) ""ooogg the fat hobbitses ate all the elf bread look at the crumbs" what if I beat you with a fucking stick you creature"ALT

tweeted this not realizing it’s just basically sam’s internal monologue